Dad Joke of the Day

My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is.

I said, "Sure, my door is always open."

BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 350 aboard

Whoops wrong sub

My dad said he was going to the store to get milk...

He came back with a gallon of jokes instead!

What did one rainbow say to the other on St. Patrick's Day?

Nothing, they just arced at each other!

What do you call a dinosaur that crashes their car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!

I got a job at a clock factory...

It was about time!

Why did the coconut go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little nutty!