Dad Joke of the Day

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

What does Santa suffer from when he gets stuck going down chimneys?

Santa Claustrophobia!

What do you get if Santa goes down a chimney when the fire is lit?

Crisp Kringle!

What do you call Santa on the beach?

Sandy Claus! Wait no... a toasty Kringle!

To the person who invented zero:

Thanks for nothing.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.