Dad Jokes

I'm thinking about removing my spine.

I feel like it's only holding me back.

To the man who invented zero:

Thanks for nothing.

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.

As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time,

are they guilty of resisting a rest?

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!