Dad Jokes
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My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.
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“Why don't scientists trust atoms?”
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“What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?”
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“What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?”
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“I asked my wife if I was the only one she'd ever been with.”
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“What time did the man go to the dentist?”
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“A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers.”
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“What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?”
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“I'm thinking about removing my spine.”
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“I'm reading a horror story in braille.”
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“I'm afraid for the calendar.”
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“What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?”
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“Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?”
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“What do you call cheese that isn't yours?”
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“Why can't you trust an atom?”
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“My boss told me to have a good day...”
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“Why was six afraid of seven?”
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“What did the turkey say to the computer?”
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“Why don't mummies take vacations?”
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“What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?”
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“What did the baby computer call its father?”
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I'm thinking about removing my spine.
I feel like it's only holding me back.
To the man who invented zero:
Thanks for nothing.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time,
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
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