🔤 Wordplay
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Why This Joke Works
A 'soft drink' is a soda — and hitting someone with a soft drink is presumably softer than hitting them with a glass bottle or hard liquor. The product category name and the impact severity are linked by the same adjective.
🎤 How to Tell This Joke
Say 'lucky it was a soft drink' with genuine relief — things could have been much worse if it had been something in the hard beverage category.
Perfect for:
- •When discussing workplace safety incidents involving beverage containers
- •During a movie when someone gets hit with a prop
- •When opening a shaken can and it explodes on someone
💡 Did You Know?
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