🔤 Wordplay

My friend said he didn't understand cloning.

I said, 'That makes two of us.'

Why This Joke Works

'That makes two of us' is a phrase meaning you share the same experience — but if two people exist because of cloning, it would literally make two of someone. The expression and the subject of the conversation are a perfect accidental collision.

🎤 How to Tell This Joke

Say 'That makes two of us' with a sage, satisfied nod — as if you've offered a genuinely profound response rather than a pun hiding in plain language.

Perfect for:

•In a biology class or after watching a science documentary about genetics
•When discussing sci-fi plots involving cloning in movies or TV shows
•When two people simultaneously admit they don't understand the same technical concept

💡 Did You Know?

The average adult hears about 1,500 jokes per year but can only remember about 10% of them. The ones that stick? Usually puns and wordplay — the backbone of dad humor.

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