I have a great joke about nepotism.

But I'll only tell it to my kids.

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I failed my driving test today.

My wife wanted to go somewhere expensive for our anniversary.

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I asked my wife if I was the only one she'd ever been with.

She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

My boss told me to have a good day.

So I went home.

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