How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
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Whenever I'm lonely I always open Excel and go to the first line of the 1,514th column.
More Work Dad Jokes
My boss told me to have a good day...
So I went home!
I got fired from the calendar factory...
All I did was take a day off!
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing!