I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

What do you call a dinosaur that crashes their car?

What do you call a fish that practices medicine?

More Good Dad Jokes

A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers.

The bartender says, "I'll have to charge you extra. That's a root beer float."

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it.

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Live stream.