I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday.

Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

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Justice is a dish best served cold.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

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I'm reading a horror story in braille.

Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.

Why did the old man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

The rotation of Earth really makes my day.

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