I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory...

I wasn't putting in enough shifts!

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The rotation of Earth really makes my day.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

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My boss told me to have a good day...

So I went home!

I got fired from the calendar factory...

All I did was take a day off!

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing!

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