👔 Classic Dad Joke
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I was like, 0mg.
Why This Joke Works
'OMG' is internet slang for shock, and '0mg' (zero milligrams) is the unit measurement for nearly nothing. The text-speak and the scientific measurement are phonetically identical. Mass and expression share one abbreviation.
🎤 How to Tell This Joke
Say '0mg' as both 'oh my god' and 'zero milligrams' simultaneously — the written form makes this clearer, so drawing it in the air might actually help.
Perfect for:
- •In a science class when units of measurement are being introduced
- •When someone's weighing tiny ingredients for baking or chemistry
- •At a gym when someone jokes about wanting to weigh absolutely nothing
💡 Did You Know?
The world record for most jokes told in one hour is 549, but quality beats quantity — a single well-timed dad joke can outperform a whole comedy set.
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