I hurt my back walking like an Egyptian.

Now I have to see a Cairo-practor.

My young friend was telling me that she failed her exam in Aboriginal music.

The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said "happy...", and started timing on her watch. After a long silence she said...

More Corny Dad Jokes

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hi, bud!

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi!