I just found out I'm colorblind.

The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

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I'm thinking about removing my spine.

I feel like it's only holding me back.

To the man who invented zero:

Thanks for nothing.

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.

As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.