Joke Like a Dad

I let out a huge sigh when I received another text from the guy next door. "Hey when you guys get back from the oo can I stop by to grab some ip ties and borrow your bu saw? I'll trade you for some of my ucchinis." My wife asked, "Who sent that??"

I said, "It's our no-Z neighbor."

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