I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
Then it dawned on me.
'It dawned on me' means sudden understanding, but dawn is also when the sun returns after a night of absence. The joke's answer and the moment of comprehension happen simultaneously with actual sunrise — the realization IS the return of the sun.
Drag out 'I stayed up all night' with growing exhaustion, then let 'it dawned on me' arrive like the first light of morning — slow, inevitable, slightly blinding.
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A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
Next joke →My wife accused me of being immature.
I don't trust those trees.
They seem kind of shady.
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
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