I told my therapist about my fear of backstories.
She said, "Let's go back to the beginning."
She said, "Let's go back to the beginning."
The irony is perfect — telling a therapist about your fear of backstories is exactly the thing that triggers a therapist to ask for your backstory. Her response ('let's go back to the beginning') is both clinically textbook and completely tone-deaf to the stated fear. She has diagnosed herself as the problem.
Say the therapist's line in a calm, warm clinical voice — the professional detachment is what makes the irony so satisfying. She's not being cruel, she just has no idea.
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My doctor said I need to cut back on sodium.
I took his advice with a grain of salt.
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All I did was take a day off.
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Attire.
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She still isn't talking to me.
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I said, "Good luck proving that."
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