I'm so good at sleeping.

I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

You know what the loudest pet you can get is?

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I'm reading a horror story in braille.

Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.

Why did the old man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

The rotation of Earth really makes my day.

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