Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school?

It's fine. He woke up.

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My doctor told me I had Type A blood.

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.

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I'm afraid for the calendar.

Its days are numbered.

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.

You know what's really odd?

Numbers that aren't divisible by two.

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