My dad said he was going to the store to get milk...
He came back with a gallon of jokes instead!
He came back with a gallon of jokes instead!
The joke plays on the "dad goes out for milk and never comes back" trope but subverts it warmly — he DOES come back, just with jokes instead of dairy. The gallon unit of measurement applied to jokes is both absurd and perfectly proportioned for a dad's joke inventory.
Deliver with affectionate exasperation, like someone who is genuinely out of milk but can't be too upset because at least dad showed up.
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Father's Day was made a national holiday in 1972, but dads have been telling bad jokes since the dawn of fatherhood itself.
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Dad, did you get a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
Dad, can you put my shoes on?
No, I don't think they'll fit me!
My kids made me breakfast in bed for Father's Day...
I would've preferred a table, but it's the thought that counts!
Why do dads always carry a map?
Because they refuse to ask for directions!
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He tells everyone about it for the next six months!
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