My kid hit me with this one today
Why did the coffee call the cops? It was mugged
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine!