I just got a new job as a gynecologist.
I'm starting from the bottom.
I'm starting from the bottom.
"Starting from the bottom" is a classic career idiom for beginning an entry-level position — but in the context of gynecology, the phrase becomes a grimly accurate job description. The joke is that the idiom has never been more literally true than in this particular specialty.
Say it with the optimistic humility of a new hire excited about their first week — totally unaware of how that phrase lands.
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