What do you call two jalapenos getting it on?
F***ing hot.
F***ing hot.
The joke makes its punchline do double duty as both an intensifier (jalapenos are objectively very hot) and a profane description of what the peppers are doing. The censor asterisks add a layer of mock propriety while still making the message obvious. It's the most direct double entendre on the list, and it barely even pretends otherwise.
Say it with the energy of someone who just ate a jalapeno — maybe fan your mouth for effect.
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Double entendres have been a staple of comedy since Shakespeare — many of his plays are packed with innuendo that would make even modern audiences blush.
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