I used to hate math.
But then I realized decimals have a point.
But then I realized decimals have a point.
"Have a point" means both being meaningful/valid and having a decimal point (the dot in decimal numbers). Decimals literally have a point — it's their defining feature. The joke frames mathematical appreciation as an epiphany about purpose, with the decimal point serving as both the math concept and the life lesson.
Start with "I used to hate math" like a confession. Then deliver the punchline as a genuine revelation, eyes lighting up, like decimals changed your whole worldview.
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