I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant.
But then I changed my mind.
But then I changed my mind.
"Changed my mind" means both reconsidering a decision and literally changing the physical mind — which is exactly what a brain transplant accomplishes. The phrase perfectly and completely describes its own subject matter.
Say it with the calm of someone who's genuinely thought it through — "I changed my mind." The serenity of the decision makes the wordplay hit quietly but hard.
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