What do you call a sleeping dinosaur on the couch?
A sofa-saurus!
A sofa-saurus!
"Sofa-saurus" combines "sofa" with the "-saurus" suffix that makes everything sound like a dinosaur species. It implies this is a real category of prehistoric creature whose natural habitat was the living room couch. The image of a T-Rex sprawled on a sofa watching Netflix is inherently hilarious.
Ask the question and then flop back on the couch when you deliver the punchline. Pretend to be a lazy sofa-saurus yourself. Sound effects of snoring are welcome.
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The word "corny" for bad jokes dates back to the 1930s — it originally referred to humor found in seed catalogs sent to corn farmers, which were famously full of terrible puns.
Why was the broom late?
It over-swept!
What do you call a sleeping T-Rex?
A dino-snore!
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Put a little boogie in it!
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A road-dino-snore... no wait, a Bronto-snore-us!
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A Flossoraptor!
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