What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher!
A jolly rancher!
"Jolly Rancher" is a popular candy brand, but break it down and "jolly" means happy and a "rancher" is a cowboy who runs a ranch. A happy cowboy IS a jolly rancher. The joke hides a candy brand name inside a perfectly literal description. It's so clean it feels like the candy was named for this joke.
Ask the setup like a riddle. Say "a jolly rancher" with a big cowboy drawl and a tip of an imaginary hat. Then offer them an actual Jolly Rancher candy if you've got one.
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