🎯 Pun
What do you call a pile of kittens?
A meow-ntain!
Why This Joke Works
"Meow-ntain" swaps "mou" in "mountain" with "meow" — the sound cats make. A pile of kittens would literally be a meow-ntain: a mountain of meowing. The portmanteau is adorable, the mental image is irresistible, and it's the kind of word kids will repeat endlessly.
🎤 How to Tell This Joke
Ask the question and then say "a meow-ntain" in a high-pitched cat voice. Pile your hands on top of each other to show the growing mountain of kittens. The cuter you make it, the better.
Perfect for:
- •When kittens pile on top of each other (in person or in videos)
- •Cat cafe visits
- •When your kid begs for a kitten and you need to lighten the 'no'
💡 Did You Know?
The word "corny" for bad jokes dates back to the 1930s — it originally referred to humor found in seed catalogs sent to corn farmers, which were famously full of terrible puns.
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