What do you call a snowman in summer?
A puddle!
A puddle!
Snowmen melt — it's just physics — so a snowman in summer isn't a snowman at all. It's just the puddle left behind. The joke skips straight to the inevitable fate without any sentimentality, treating the snowman's entire summer experience as a single word of tragic conclusion.
Say "a puddle!" with a sad little sigh, as if you're genuinely mourning the snowman's summer fate — then immediately crack a grin to show it's okay.
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Research in developmental psychology shows that kids start understanding puns and wordplay around age 6-7. Dad jokes are actually great for language development — they teach kids to think about multiple meanings of words.
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