What did the bartender say when the leprechaun asked for a beer?

Sorry, I can't serve you — you're already a little stout!

☘️ St. Patrick's Day Dad Jokes beer leprechaun

What did the leprechaun say to the four-leaf clover?

Why do leprechauns make terrible thieves?

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Why did the leprechaun go to jail?

He was caught green-handed!

What do you call a fake Irish stone?

A sham-rock!

Why do leprechauns hate running?

They'd rather jig than jog!

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