What did the oven say to the turkey?
I'm really warming up to you!
I'm really warming up to you!
'Warming up to someone' means growing fond of them — but the oven literally warms up the turkey. The phrase captures both the emotional trajectory of a new relationship and the exact cooking mechanism that ends the turkey's story. The oven means it sincerely; the turkey's predicament is the dark undercurrent.
Say 'I'm really warming up to you!' with genuine warmth and affection — the oven means every word, which makes the turkey's situation darker and funnier simultaneously.
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Turkey jokes dominate Thanksgiving humor, but the tradition of telling jokes at the table goes back to the original 1621 celebration (probably).
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What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
What sound does a turkey's phone make?
Wing, wing, wing!
What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
What do you call a Thanksgiving turkey that comes back to haunt you?
A poultry-geist!
Why was the turkey put in jail?
The police suspected fowl play!
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