What do you call a bird in winter?
Brrr-d!
Brrr-d!
"Brrr-d" replaces the first letter of "bird" with "brrr" — the universal shivering sound for being cold. It's a minimal substitution that maximally expresses the bird's temperature situation.
Wrap your arms around yourself and shiver while saying "brrr-d" — the physical comedy sells the cold better than the word alone.
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