What do you call a dad who rakes leaves all day?
A man who's really fallen for his yard!
A man who's really fallen for his yard!
"Fallen for" means to develop deep feelings for something, but leaves literally fall — so a dad raking falling leaves has literally witnessed falling AND metaphorically fallen for his yard. Both meanings reinforce each other seasonally, which makes the pun feel organic.
Say it with genuine admiration for the yard-devoted dad, as if "fallen for his yard" is a beautiful and legitimate romantic diagnosis.
Perfect for:
Father's Day was made a national holiday in 1972, but dads have been telling bad jokes since the dawn of fatherhood itself.
Why do dads always know when someone touches the thermostat?
Next joke →My dad told me to embrace my mistakes...
What do you call a dad who falls through the ice?
A pop-sicle!
What do you call a dad who's stuck in a freezer?
A pop-sicle!
What do you call a dad who falls asleep on the couch?
Papa napping!
What do you call a dad who does magic tricks?
A dis-appearing act — especially when chores need doing!
Why do dads always check the oil in the car?
Because they can't help but dip-stick their nose in everything!
We've got 2,000+ dad jokes across 20 categories. Find your next favorite.