What do you call a herd of cows doing something inappropriate?
Beef strokin' off.
Beef strokin' off.
"Beef Stroganoff" is one of the most well-known comfort food dishes, and the joke swaps out just the last syllable to transform a dinner classic into something completely NSFW. The audacity of the single-letter change is what makes it funny — it barely even disguises itself.
Say it confidently and let the audience do a double-take — most people will hear the dish name first and then immediately realize what you've done.
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Double entendres have been a staple of comedy since Shakespeare — many of his plays are packed with innuendo that would make even modern audiences blush.
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