What do you call a herd of cows doing something inappropriate?
Beef strokin' off.
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What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
I want you inside me.
What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet?
Chewing gum.