What do you call a line that can sing?
A-chord!
A-chord!
A chord in music is a group of notes played together, and a chord in geometry is a line segment connecting two points on a circle. A singing line that "a-chords" (accords) with music and geometry at the same time is a clean two-subject pun.
Sing "A-chord!" if you have even a shred of musical confidence — the joke begs for it.
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Math jokes rely on the same logical structure as mathematical proofs — setup (hypothesis), expectation (theorem), punchline (QED of comedy).
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Parallel lines have so much in common...
It's a shame they'll never meet.
Why should you never argue with a 90-degree angle?
Because it's always right!
Why is the obtuse triangle always upset?
Because it's never right!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless!
Why was the geometry teacher late to work?
She took the rhombus!
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