What do you call a leprechaun at a casino?
A small fortune!
A small fortune!
"Small fortune" is an idiom meaning a surprisingly large amount of money — but applied to a leprechaun it works on both levels perfectly: the leprechaun IS small, and they DO have a fortune. The double meaning collapses the idiom and the physical description into one compact, perfect answer.
Deliver it like a casino dealer making a brief, factual announcement — flat, efficient, and utterly confident — the matter-of-fact tone makes the double meaning land cleaner than any dramatic setup.
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How does a leprechaun work out?
By pushing his luck!
Why are there so few leprechauns in hospitals?
Because they always feel lucky!
What is a leprechaun's favorite cereal?
Lucky Charms, obviously. They're magically delicious!
Why did the leprechaun go to jail?
He was caught green-handed!
Why do leprechauns hate running?
They'd rather jig than jog!
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