What do you call a pepperoni pizza that has fallen asleep?
A piZZZa with extra ZZZ!
A piZZZa with extra ZZZ!
This builds on the sleeping pizza joke by adding "extra ZZZ" — a nod to the pizza ordering convention of "extra pepperoni" or "extra cheese." The sleeping pizza doesn't just have ZZZ's, it has extra ZZZ's, which means it's sleeping even harder and ordered accordingly.
Spell out or dramatically elongate the ZZZ sound — the more comically sleepy and snore-like the delivery, the better this one lands.
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A piZZZa!
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