What do you call a Thanksgiving turkey who tells jokes?
A funny bone — wait, that's the wrong holiday. A comedi-hen!
A funny bone — wait, that's the wrong holiday. A comedi-hen!
This joke does something rare — it fake-starts with the wrong punchline ('funny bone') and self-corrects out loud, which makes 'comedi-hen' feel both earned and genuinely chaotic. 'Comedi-hen' mashes 'comedian' with 'hen,' and the whole correction-within-the-punchline structure gives it an unusual self-aware energy.
Play the 'funny bone — wait, that's the wrong holiday' as if you genuinely mixed up your holidays in the moment — then land 'comedi-hen!' with exaggerated relief that you found the right answer before it was too late.
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Turkey jokes dominate Thanksgiving humor, but the tradition of telling jokes at the table goes back to the original 1621 celebration (probably).
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?
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What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
What sound does a turkey's phone make?
Wing, wing, wing!
What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
What do you call a Thanksgiving turkey that comes back to haunt you?
A poultry-geist!
Why was the turkey put in jail?
The police suspected fowl play!
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