What do you call a Thanksgiving turkey who tells jokes?
A funny bone — wait, that's the wrong holiday. A comedi-hen!
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What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google!
Why did the Pilgrim cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn't arrived on the Mayflower yet!
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!