What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
Lucky!
The punchline works on pure implication — any turkey that survives Thanksgiving Day has beaten astronomical odds. "Lucky!" captures the magnitude of that statistical improbability in a single cheerful word. No wordplay, just the weight of the holiday's culinary tradition doing all the heavy lifting.
Say "Lucky!" with a brief, reverent pause before it — acknowledge the turkey's survival with the gravity it deserves. It made it.
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