What do you call a turkey with no feathers?

Thanksgiving dinner!

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Why did the gravy win an award?

Why was the corn stalk mad at the farmer?

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What did the turkey say to the computer?

Google, google, google!

Why did the Pilgrim cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't arrived on the Mayflower yet!

What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?

Lucky!

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