What do you call a useless piece of skin on a man?
A belly button.
A belly button.
The setup programs the audience to think of a specific anatomical answer, but a belly button is also technically useless post-birth — it's just a healed scar. The misdirection is complete and the punchline is medically defensible. Any other answer you were thinking of was your own business.
Answer with the relaxed certainty of someone reciting a biology fact — you were obviously talking about navels the whole time.
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What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet?
Chewing gum.
I was in bed with my wife last night and she said, "Turn the light off and stick it in my mouth."
I probably should have waited for the bulb to cool down.
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A tea bag.
My girlfriend told me she wanted me to make her scream using only two fingers.
So I poked her in the eyes.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put on the wrong socks this morning.
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