What do you call a gentleman who spent all summer at the beach?
A tangent!
A tangent!
"Tangent" contains "tan" — the sun-kissed color from a summer at the beach — plus the trig function suffix "-gent," which makes him sound distinguished. A tan gentleman is literally a tan-gent, and a tangent in math is a line that just barely touches a curve (perhaps like someone just barely touching water all summer).
Deliver with a slight nod of approval for the well-tanned gentleman, then let the math term reveal itself.
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His parents wouldn't cosine!
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It's a shame they'll never meet.
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Because it's always right!
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Algebros!
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