What do you call a snowman with a temper?
A meltdown!
A meltdown!
A "meltdown" is an emotional crisis or tantrum — but snowmen literally melt down when they get heated. An angry snowman having a meltdown describes both a behavioral and a physical event in one perfectly economical word.
Describe the snowman's anger with genuine concern before delivering "A meltdown!" like it's an inevitable and irreversible diagnosis.
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