What does a nosy pepper do?
It gets jalapeno business.
It gets jalapeno business.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
Next jokeI gave away all my dead batteries today.
I'm thinking about removing my spine.
I feel like it's only holding me back.
To the man who invented zero:
Thanks for nothing.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.