What kind of music do planets listen to?

Neptunes.

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I tried to make a belt out of herbs.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?

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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener!

I have a joke about construction.

I'm still working on it.

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

Bison!

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