What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
A palm tree!
"Palm" is both a type of tropical tree and the inside of your hand. A "palm tree" fits in your hand because your hand literally has a palm. The joke makes you picture a tiny tree sitting in someone's hand, when the real answer was anatomical the whole time.
Hold out your open palm while asking the question. When you say "a palm tree," gesture at your own hand. The visual aid makes this one land perfectly with kids.
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