What's a nuclear physicist's favorite meal?

Fission chips!

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Why did the photon check no luggage at the airport?

Did you hear about the scientist who was reading a book about helium?

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Why can't you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything!

What did the biologist wear on his first date?

Designer genes!

I would tell you a chemistry joke...

But I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

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