Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!
Because they live in schools!
Fish group together in "schools" — the actual biological term for a fish group — and schools are also where you go to gain knowledge. The joke makes fish sound like dedicated, lifelong learners through a terminological accident. The image of fish in tiny desks taking notes is impossible not to picture.
Nod seriously as you say "because they live in schools" — deliver it like you're presenting a peer-reviewed marine biology finding.
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Research in developmental psychology shows that kids start understanding puns and wordplay around age 6-7. Dad jokes are actually great for language development — they teach kids to think about multiple meanings of words.
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