Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!
They eat whatever bugs them!
"Bugs them" means both "annoys them" and literally the bugs that bother them — which frogs eat. So when something bugs a frog, it just eats the problem. Imagine if you could eat your annoyances. That's why frogs are happy — their problems are their dinner. It's the world's best coping mechanism.
Ask the question with a contemplative tone, like you're sharing ancient wisdom. Deliver the punchline like it's profound life advice. Because honestly, eating your problems IS a solid strategy if you're a frog.
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