Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
It didn't want to peel!
It didn't want to peel!
"Peel" means both to remove skin (what happens when you get sunburned — your skin peels) and to remove a banana's outer layer. A banana peeling is just regular banana life, but peeling from sunburn is painful. So the banana's wearing sunscreen to avoid its own natural state. It's existential fruit comedy.
Mime applying sunscreen while asking the setup. Deliver "it didn't want to peel" with genuine concern, like sunburn prevention for bananas is a real public health issue.
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The word "corny" for bad jokes dates back to the 1930s — it originally referred to humor found in seed catalogs sent to corn farmers, which were famously full of terrible puns.
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fungi!
How does a rabbi make his coffee?
Hebrews it!
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Nacho cheese!
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long!
Why did the lemon stop crossing the road?
It ran out of juice!
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