Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game?
Because the coach told him to shoot for the stars!
Because the coach told him to shoot for the stars!
"Shoot for the stars" is a classic motivational expression meaning to aim high, but the basketball player took it as literal celestial instruction โ hence the ladder for reaching actual astronomical heights. The gap between the coach's inspirational intent and the player's literal interpretation is the whole joke.
Do a dramatic motivational coach voice for the setup, then deliver the ladder revelation with straight-faced sincerity.
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Sports humor is universal โ researchers found that sports jokes are understood across cultures more easily than any other category of humor.
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