Why did the broccoli go to the party?

Because it was a cool stalk!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese!

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

It let out a little wine!

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